Hartwell House
June 18, 2026
Perhaps finishing schools have finally finished. I no longer circulate in the milieu of debs, their delights, coming out dances and girls being ‘finished’, ready for the Season, the husband-hunt. Does it still exist?
I ask because we have just been staying at Hartwell House, near Aylesbury, where it happens my sister Pauline, ten years older than me, was ‘finished’ before going on, not to marry a deb’s delight, but to travel the world, to work as a stewardess for BOAC and eventually to marry a brewer (whose brewery you pass in Chiswick on the way to the M4).
Hartwell House has lots of ‘previous’. In the aftermath of the Napoleonic wars it was leased to one of France’s last (and apparently its fattest) kings. Louis XVIII was, shall we say, picky about his food. His substantial staff at Hartwell included a predegustateur. I described his job in Trad in July 2015. Be assured no gritty pear or tough-skinned apple ever reached his majesty’s lips. The orchard where these perfect fruits were grown is still within the walls at Hartwell. By a miracle the vast scar of HS2, the folly railway, just misses the park before going on to devastate the Lee, the lovely estate of the Stewart-Liberty family.
Hartwell is, by what seems another miracle, in the care of Historic House Hotels, a work of extraordinary philanthropy that is preserving and putting to good use three important houses. The others are Middlethorpe Hall on York racecourse and Bodysgallen near Conwy in Snowdonia, or Eryri as we are now supposed to say. All three houses were bought, restored, furnished with antiques and given to the National Trust as a going concern (not without the pool and spa everyone expects these days). The Trust can run a hotel as well as any country house. Indeed their standards are so high that you could still believe the old regime was still going strong. Talk to the swan permanently stationed by the front door, or the cattle or the sheep that nosey up for a chat. Or the carp that formation-swim under the stone bridge. Hartwell seems to exist in an older world.
Pale purple magnolia globes are nodding in the wind outside the front window, and their petals falling far too soon on the paving in the front yard. They have banana-skin propensities; I have to keep sweeping them up. It’s strange to think that this extravagant flower was apparently an early arrival in the course of evolution. They don’t seem to be good at attracting insects; there are none in sight. Their fleshy petals, it seems, were designed – if that’s the word – as food for beetles. Flowers became more economical as nature grew up; just look at the tiny red dots on an oak.

